
I do have 3 distinct memories from my RPLND.
First. While being transported back to my room after recovery the orderly put the bed I was wheeled up on to close to my bed and started lowering it. Because it as up against my bed the one I was on was not going down. Well that was until they moved the one I was on and it dropped almost a foot. Oh the pain. Fresh out of surgery and not on pain meds yet.
Second. During the operation they placed an IV in my leg. When I was coming around in the recovery room. Still going in and out of consciousness all I could think about was this pain in my leg. I was thinking to myself why in the world does my leg hurt, I didn't have surgery on my leg. When I was finally awake enough I pulled off the blanket to look and saw the IV. I called the nurse over and said get this damn thing out of my leg.
Third. Oh this is a good one. As many of us know from having a RPLND you wake with a catheter. So when you are getting close to being able to leave the hospital they remove it and you hope that you will be able to go on your own. But in some cases the plumbing doesn't always work so well after. During the course of the day I try to go. Try and try again. Nothing. Still getting plenty of fluids though. As the day goes on I am told if I can't go soon they will have to put the catheter back in. Still trying, sink running and everything I can think of, you guessed it nothing. So its time to put the catheter back in. The doctor that is doing it doesn't attach the other end of the hose to the bag. You see it coming. Yup urine all over the place. All over me and my bed. Like having someone hold your penis and stick a tube in it isn't bad enough.
I don't mean to worry anyone about to go through this. Maybe you just learned something. If they have to put the catheter back in make sure the other end is attached.

If you ask me if I would do it again the answer is Yes. I would do anything to live.
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